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Your clutter is morally neutral.

We can’t wait to see it.

Greater Seattle area (in-person)

Anywhere in the world (virtual services)

Please DON’T contact us if you are homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, fatphobic, or just generally an a-hole. It will be awkward for all of us.

 

Meet the team!

Kelly

Our founder and lead organizer

Things she never leaves home without:

  • Love & light

  • Two middle fingers

  • Chapstick

Lilli

Organizer, VP of Style

Things she never leaves home without:

  • Glue

  • Peanuts for bird friends

  • Extra press-on nails

  • A book

  • Airpods

  • A playlist of Broadway musicals

  • Sass

Lindsey

Organizer, Librarian, Hype Woman

Things she never leaves home without:

  • (Lindsey often leaves home with nothing but her car keys and a smile, and we wonder where she is until she eventually returns home to 12 missed texts. #freeasabird)